SR Goals
Present Goals:
1. Don’t poop my pants in a race…. ahem, this guy:
2. Don’t go braless in a race… ahem, Katie Holmes.
Future Goals:
1. Qualify for Boston.
2. Run a sub 3:20 marathon.
3. Run 2 marathons in 2 weeks.
4. Run 12 marathons in 12 months.
5. Run a 50k.
So I guess all my goals are done and now I’m goal-less. Guess I’ll just go poop my pants now.
Marathon States Done:
-Oregon (3)
-Washington (2)
-California (13)
-Nevada (4)
-Arizona (3)
-New York (2)
-Rhode Island (2)
-Georgia (1)
-Massachusetts (2)
-Hawaii (1)
-Washington DC (1)
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First off, you are hilarious.
I love celebrity nonsense too– love the pics you post!!
I love the goals girl!
We have the same future goals.
Thank Godoness.
I’m so glad I beat Katie Holmes but she was even slower than Oprah! I beat Oprah too
Hahaha that picture of the guy who pooped his pants is so sad! If that was me I would most definitely stop and clean myself up at least hahaha. And then probably kill myself out of embarrassment and bad luck. Poor guy. Did you take that picture yourself or get it from the internet??
okay, is that poop picture for real? please, please tell me NO. Uggggh.
those are some impressive goals!!
(*okay the website above isn’t mine, but it is my favourite website in the whole wide world*).
SR,
I am a fan of your blog since I am also a runner and I love that you don’t seem to take it all too seriously–which is rare in the world of running! I’ve been a casual runner my whole life, and about 2 years ago I got more serious about it. I ran my first half, then my first full, last fall and qualified for boston. I ran boston last spring, and now I’m training for my third full but I’m hampered with injuries. I’m super-impressed by your high mileage and racing volume, and I wonder if you have had injuries? What have you done to avoid getting injured? Any tips? Or are you just one of those lucky folk who seem built to be indestructible when it comes to running? I hate those people.
i drink tiger blood which keeps me healthy. no i just stretch, ice, and pray.
You’re amazing!! What is your stretching regimen? Also, any advice on bad blisters? I seem to get them on my big toes, around the area you get corns…
SR!! Love, love, love your blog. It’s actually taken over my Perez Hilton bookmark on my ‘top. Any who’s. Are you going to run the Portland RnR half next May? Registeration opens May 1st and is $55 for one day then jumps up 20 bones. If you are running it, that’s just the thing to seal the deal for me =) Weird, I’m sure. But I’m pretty shameless and I love to celeb stalk, you included. Eeew, weird again….
well thank you for the compliment, but i prob wont be running the portland half but id never say never. the timing of it just doesnt fit my schedule very well w/ leaving for alaska and fishing. normally we try to be gone by then. but $55 is a smokin deal!
Planning to run in all 50 states… Miss Dean Karnazes?
ohhh, that poop picture is AWFUL. And I don’t understand how Katie Holmes can run 26.2 miles bra-less.
For goal number 2: how about the Philly RnR half this September? Or are you just going for the full marathons?
Why haven’t you run an Alaska marathon yet?! You have quite a few to choose from. Just don’t do the Humpy’s marathon; it’s super-boring.
because im never in alaska when im not fishing. id like to run one there one day but dont really want to vacation where i work, ya know?
When are you going to cross Chicago off your list? Eh?
I was just thinking this same question!
what about MAINE?
Wow amazing, i am from United Kingdom and i just wanna come running with you… how many miles do you do woah amazing
btw cool pictures XX
Come do the Philadelphia Marathon!
I think you need to cross off #3 on your list! Congratulations!!!
Whenever you’re ready to do your Arkansas marathon, you can come do the Hogeye in Fayetteville. Great college town, and we’d probably poop our pants before the race out of excitement that you were here.
You need to come to MN and run Twin Cities Marathon, Grandma’s Marathon in Duluth….or BOTH!!
You realize you can officially enter the exclusive 50 state marathon club with the number of states you’re run marathons in? It would be cool to run one in every state, and there’s anyone who can do it, it’s you!
You need to run some international marathons. What about the Great Ocean Road Marathon in Australia? Maybe in 2013? http://www.greatoceanroadmarathon.com.au/
You need to come run in North Carolina!!! OBX is in a month and its at the beach
What about a 50k trail run…there’s one here in Mississippi 3/2/2013!
Rehoboth Beach Delaware – December 8th – why is this not on your list lady!!
I think it is full because we had a HUGE rush of NYC runners sign up – but you should totally do it next year and check it off your States list!
We are doing on in Maryland, March 16th if all works out – another state for you!
Wow… I hope that poop-guy won his race.. otherwise there really is no excuse. How embarrasing.
Really like the vibe of your blog!
I had the misfortune of running behind a female who looked quite similar to poop guy (though not that extreme) in a race last year. Fortunately it motivated me to run faster to pass her so i wouldn’t have to see/smell/think about it.
Love your blog. Have you ever runm the E.T. Full Moon Marathon? I think its the only marathon where it’s compulsory to wear glow sticks. A bunch of people running in various alien costumes wearing glow sticks seems right up your alley!
Hey! Just an FYI all the pictures aren’t working!
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