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Chocolate and Chicago

by SkinnyRunner on February 1, 2012

Sometimes I get a little crazy about signing up for new races.  And sometimes I just get plain crazy. period.

On February 11 I’m going to run a supersmall, chill 50k in Long Beach.  like for real this time, I’m not gonna pansy out.  Only because it’s a road race and I love road races.

I’m going to run the Majestic Marathon 50k for the Virtual Run for Sherry Arnold.  I’m excited to run a new distance with “courage, strength and grace” and dedicate the race to Sherry and her family.

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Then in March I’m going to do a fun race: the Hot Chocolate 15k in San Diego on March 25th.  (their website is supercute, btw)

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I’m hoping some of my friends do this race.  Two words: chocolate fountain.  Monica and I were just talking about chocolate fountains the other day in the car, how we don’t spend near enough time around them so this is pretty much a race given to us ladies from the heavens.

Plus, you get a jacket!  Race shirts are so February 2012; race jackets are where it’s at.

And then I signed up this morning for the big daddy:

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This race has been on “I have to do it before I die… or because I’m impatient, before next year!” list.  you know, that list.

From what I hear, Chicago’s a flat, fast course and I’ve never been to Chi-town so I’m pretty stoked on it.  And I think my life will significantly change for the better after I taste real Chicago-style deep dish pizza.

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Not Chicago pizza, NYC pizza

I have this fantasy of not commercial fishing this summer and then going for a big PR in Chicago, but PR’s, even 3:10s, don’t pay the bills…. so I think I’m gonna get into check and insurance fraud.  it could work.

Anyone running Chicago or the Hot Chocolate 15k in San Diego?  Ran either of these races before?  Any recommendations?

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The Potty and Poop Post

by SkinnyRunner on February 1, 2012

WORKOUT – Ran on TM  11.0 miles/1:22  7:27 pace  1. incline

I don’t know if it was taking a rest day yesterday or what, but I felt like I killed today’s treadmill run.  like I was just “there” and ready to bust it out.  Don’t you love those runs?

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Reader Ramona sent me a sorta funny but seriously asking a question email,

I’m training for a couple of races this spring. One thing that bothered me about my last race is the time it took for me to stop at the Port-A-Potty. I definitely go before the race, but sometimes need to stop during the race.

As I look to upcoming races, do you have suggestions for how to handle it? Do you know of any tricks people use to avoid wasting time at the Port-A-Potty?

I kinda feel like I should bring in the big dogs meaning SUAR on this one…  But if you run long enough, you know that feeling where your business isn’t done and needs to be. 

The fastest way to cut that porta potty time is to NOT have to stop at one.  So to do that, I get up an hour before my leave the house time to drink coffee and do my thing.  DRINK COFFEE!  even if it means having to get up early.

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From what I’ve read online, most people say cut back on fiber a couple days before the race and stick to simple, plain foods.  That might cut down on your double poopage on race day.

Another tip that a lot of runners swear by is taking a couple Imodium tablets before the race which helps with cramping, diarrhea and upset stomach.  But I think you want to take it AFTER you go in the morning.  Ginger capsules are another natural option; I’ve never used either so I can’t really say, but many runners are religious about their Imodium.

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Once you get to the race and you still haven’t gone, do a little warm up jog to hopefully loosen things up; plus, it’s good to warm up anyways.  Arrive at the start early enough so that you have time to make a couple trips to the porta potties if necessary.

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From the NYC Marathon this past year with HRG

Some porta potty tips:

*Pick the line with the most guys; they go faster.

*Bring your own supplies.  If it’s a big race with a lot of runners, they might be out of TP by the time you arrive at the throne.

*Lock the door.  LOCK THE DOOR.  Just this past Sunday at Tinkerbell I opened the door on someone doing their private business.  Lock the door.

*Master the “hover”.  Hold onto the door handle and do a squat so you aren’t touching the seat and you don’t have to worry about the toilet liner papers.

*Don’t forget anything in there because you won’t want to go back and might forget which john you were in.

You start the race and you STILL haven’t gone.

If you feel like you have to pee in the first couple miles, don’t.  It’s probably nerves and will go away.  If you still have to pee after a few miles, ok, go.

But now the urge to drop weight hits.

*Research the route before the race starts.  Just like looking at the elevation, look on the map where the porta potties will be.  There’s significantly less stress when you know there’s a bathroom in a half mile rather than doing a frantic search for a tree or parked car.

*Start undressing.  Take off your runner’s belt and hold it in your hand; take off your gloves if you have them.  Get your toilet paper out and ready.

*Choose clothes that are easy to pull down quickly with minimal effort: looser Nike Tempo shorts are going to be easier than tight fitting capris.

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Pull a Reese Witherspoon and not a Nicole Richie

*Finally, do your thing in peace.  It’s just a couple minutes, not the end of the world.  You’re not a professional athlete whose choice is to either to poop themselves or lose big race money. It’s ok to stop.

*Don’t beat yourself up over it; mentally frame the poo pit break in a positive way… “I just got a rest break!  I feel lighter now, my body is ready to really run now, no more stomach pain from here on out.”

The first race I ever stopped to go #2 was the first race that I broke 1:40 in the half marathon.  And when I ran RnR Savannah, I had to stop at mile 10 and I still ran the race faster than I expected.  and much more comfortable after that.

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Do you have any other porta potty advice or tips?  Any horror stories that you want to share??

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Presents are always lovely

by SkinnyRunner on January 31, 2012

I’ve been on the computer all day long.  I’ve got a lot of stuff done but also wasted a lot of time on People and DON.   What can I say, I’m only human.

But I’ve caught up on emails which means this post is all about you guys.

Back in December I had Thankfifi on the blog for Cat lady Blogs {hers} and she just sent me, from across the ocean, this beauty of a bag:

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The Butterfly Shopper

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It’s laminated which I love because it’s easy to clean and keep clean.  and I’m a dirtball.  Plus, I love FiFi’s note: she said that I can carry Marni in it, my sweaty gym clothes (yes!) or Jaybo could even use it for all this shopping!

Thank you Thank you Thank you, Thankfifi!

And then today I received yet another package in the mail…

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Godiva chocolates and a bottle of way way too nice for me champagne from Aspaeris compression shorts.  Thank you!  Two of the more important reasons I run – chocolate and bubbly. 

I kid you not, I just wore my shorts yesterday to run 10 miles in:

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The code cooleronline still works for 50% off so get yourself a pair!

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Reader Trisha asked me to share about a family in need in Utah.

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The family’s little daughter has an autoimmune disease, is in need of a bone marrow transplant, and the family has some major medical bills stacked up because of it.

You can read about the story here and donate if you’d like.  Today and tomorrow if you buy any SR shirt (even the ones on sale!), I’ll donate $5 from each shirt to the family.

Readers’ Crappy Race Pics

Meghan in the purple:

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“Someone was telling us what direction to go for a picture or to keep racing and I couldn’t hear her.  But if you didn’t know that, it just looks like I’m having a nice stroll through the race. This was at the Disney Marathon Relay.”

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SR SHIRTS

Check out the cute little Erica in a SR shirt; Erica is running the Rock ‘n’ Roll New Orleans Half coming up next month.

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Remember how I found a smoking deal on a Garmin 405 online?  Well, reader Karen scored big time on the same deal!

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Wahoo for cheap Garmins!

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Ashley, my stalker homie, sent me this pic right before the race on Sunday:

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Me and Ashley Tinkerbell

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The winner of the Sparty Party according to random.org is #59 Jennifer.  Email me, yo!

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