CELEBRICIZING!

This is what SkinnyRunner is all about: exercizing, being in good health, and of course, CELEBRITIES! So here’s a little fitness inspiration in the form of celebrities exercising:

Miley Cyrus who loses 17 pounds each time we see her.  She must not be working right now because it looks like all she does is go to 4 Pilates classes each day.  I’m sorta jealous.

Serial dater Kim Kardashian hits the gym.  She may not stay committed to marriage, but she is to her fitness routine!

Actress Charlize Theron, who could possibly compete in the world’s longest legs competition, leaving the gym looking glum.  But endorphins make you happy!  In non-related un-fitness news, she recently adopted a baby boy. source

Ashley Tisdale is always caught on camera leaving the gym or shopping.  Sounds kinda awesome.  I want that Balenciaga bag.  It’s out of my price range which is $0 to free.

Hillary Duff who recently had her first child, a boy.  She worked out all through pregnancy and I like her because she seems so normal.  She could be eating paint chips salad for all I know, but she seems nice and down-to-earth.

Actress Anna Kendrick running on a treadmill with a not too shabby view.  I’m gonna start campaigning for my gym to have views like this.  All I can see is way too old men wearing way too short shorts grunting way too loud.  It’s sexy, what can I say.

Mother to a smallish country of children, Kate Gosselin running her first marathon in Las Vegas.  I have to say, if she can train for the full mary with a classroom of children (and Jon which equals like 13 more kids), we probably all can. 

Miss George Clooney’s girlfriend of the moment Stacy Keibler looking quite fit in Gap’s new workout line.  and looking quite domestic walking George’s dog.

Singer Craig David with his buttery smooth voice and 27 pack, works out on the beach.  Boy’s got crazy hands going on, but with zero body fat, we can probably let it slide. this time.

Nikki Reed, who was in Twilight I think, and her new husband Paul something or rather who was on American Idol.  This is very, very surprising.  First that he is straight and second, that anyone in Hollywood still uses the Hip Clip.  And I won’t even mention the glorious fanny pack going on.

Nicole Kidman going for a run and looking all sorts of long legs fabulous.  And she’s not even a heel striker!  Sometimes you just throw in the towel.  Or at perfect people like that.

Actress Emily Blunt leaving an LA gym and giving her cellphone a workout.  I like her capris – are they Lululemon?  I’d like to get a pair but I keep forgetting I’m not a millionaire.  Must be a side effect of having a 4 yr old non-smart phone.

Nicole Richie getting her workout on.  I sorta love her as a mom instead of a Paris Hilton BFF, bag of bones.

The workout quite possibly could have lasted longer than the marriage: Kim and Kris in happier, sweatier days.

Actress Minka Kelly, probably in happier days here too since her show Charlie’s Angels was cancelled and her and Derek Jeter broke up.  But at least she agrees with me about staying in marathon shape year round…

“It’s easier to stay in shape than it is to get back into shape, so I try and keep everything on an even keel.”

Sandra Bullock looking all sorts of fit and fabulous in black.  Wipe those tears, Jesse.

Julianne Hough doing some sort of bad-to-the-bone jumping/boxing workout.

Gisele’s legs are like the Energizer bunny: they just go on forever.  She makes Shaq look short and dumpy.

Having the world’s most talked about derriere isn’t easy so Pippa Middleton runs it out.  Watch out, Princess Kate, these buns are made of royal steel.

Kendra Wilkinson gets serious in her Dancing with the Stars rehearsals.  I hope she gets all ripped and buff from the show.  Why, I’m not really sure.

In a total Jersey Shore move, singer Ke$ha does pushups on the beach.  Those crotcheted bikini bottom would even make my grandma cringe.

Actress Milla Jovovich hits up the gym in LA.  Mama is looking a little rough.  I’m sure it’s hard to fit in your workouts with kids and a job and a husband and being famous, but those tube socks are simply uncalled for.

Turn and you’ll miss her, skinny Elle Macpherson rocking the hot pink Nikes and pencil legs.  Thanks Zoe for the pic!

Bride-to-be Reese Witherspoon goes for a jog in Brentwood.  She’s just so dang cute and happy that I can only say nice things about her.  I mean, she’s America’s Sweetheart, hello.  And I spy a garmin too.  I just knew we were meant to be besties.

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes leaving an LA workout.  You know what they say: the couple that sweats together, stays together… for a little while longer until they can’t eek out any more publicity from their affair and they find someone better.

Audrina Partridge leaving Dancing with the Stars rehearsals.  Ceiling Eyes has a great body, I have to say.

We all know Jess isn’t going to work out.  She’s probably going to Dos Caminos, Beso, or some other Hollywood hotspot Mexican restaurant so she can eat way too many chips and margaritas.  Let’s just call a (Kate) Spade a spade.

Emmy Rossum leaving an LA gym.  There’s no juicy gossip ever about her so I have nothing to say.  boring.

New mom Kourtney Kardashian heads to a Miami gym to work off her baby pounds.  She was dropped off by her universally hated, almost as much as Spencer Pratt, boyfriend Scott Disick.

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Newly single Reese Witherspoon getting her fitness on and headed to yoga in LA.  And not happy about it.

Newly engaged Hilary Duff headed to an LA gym to become bridal buff Duff.

Liv Tyler and her personal trainer going for a 5 mile jog/hike around LA.  I think I’ll stick with the Drymax socks myself….

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Anna Paquin, a vampire on some tv show, out running in the broad daylight.  Isn’t she going to die or get stabbed with a wooden stake?

Elle Macpherson, the Body, goes for a very chilly looking jog in a very cold looking London.  On a unrelated note, that is a monstrous head of hair she has.

Renee Zellweger is one of the few actresses who isn’t afraid to admit she works out… alot.  She’s not like one of those models who says something like, “Oh yeah, I eat whatever I want and NEVER work out.  I hate the gym, but love pizza!” Yeah whatever, you lying bag of skinny bones.

Teri Hatcher competing in the Nautica Sprint Triathalon in Malibu.  A lot of celebs do this one as well as the one in Miami.  I’m guessing that she’s done with the swim and going to bike?  Or maybe run naked?  Isn’t it interesting that Teri is super skinny but still has huge chesties…

And she’s also wearing the world’s highest cut briefs.  You could probably wrap those things around your shoulders.

Anna Kournikova leaving a Miami gym.  While I’m not sure she was ever any good at tennis, I’m sure she looked good doing it.

Josh Duhamel is super hot, even in that super fug bandana.  The only bad thing I can say about him is that he’s married to Fergie.  I guess it goes to show you that true love is blind.

Tom Cruise and his captive prisoner-wife Katie Holmes.  It looks like he’s training her and might lock her up if she doesn’t run fast enough and burn enough calories.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake running in New York.  How cute, they even match their running brand apparel.

David Beckham playing that silly football/soccer game but looking so good doing it.

Victoria Beckham leaving an LA gym, wearing tennis shoes (not high heels!) and no make up!  I’ve never seen a picture of her working out before; this is like finding a picture of the elusive Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster.

Miley Cyrus working the glutes on a bike ride.  Like I say, hair first, safety second.  Who wants helmet hair?!  Looking good is way more important, right Miley?

Elle MacPherson riding around in Pocahontas shoes.  I’ve always felt that wearing Native American garb while exercising really improves the quality of my workouts.  Obviously Elle feels the same way.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna and their personal trainer Tracy Anderson leaving a London gym.  Their trainer scares me; she looks like a sweaty hobbit next to Goliath Gwyn.

Biggest Loser contestant Helen running a marathon in under 6 hours.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel running in NYC.

Biggest Loser contestant Tara finishing a marathon in under 5 hours.

Hilary Duff leaving an LA gym.

Model Bar Refaeli doing a trapeze workout in Spain.

Anna Kournikova doing the Nautica sprint triathlon in Miami. (1/2 mile swim, 18 miles bike ride, and 4 mile swim) She has a sick if slightly too skinny bod, imo.

Jennifer Lopez doing the same triathlon but in Malibu.  Coming from JLO, I would have expected a little sexier workout wear, I gotta say.  Maybe a Gucci sports bra and Christian Louboutin sneakers but a baggy white t?  How ’bout a Prada singlet or something…