SR Blog “Rules”
Ok, here’s the deal:
Most of what I say on here is tongue-in-cheek so don’t get your panties in a wad. Lighten up and laugh a little (you can laugh at me if you want).
92% of the what I say is sarcastic, 11% is patently untrue, and the other 7% is just rubbish so keep that in mind. I’m more of a pop-up comic book than a War and Peace… although I’m less funny than a comic and more boring than W&P. And my hair’s greasier than a McDonald’s fry machine…
Contrary to what my mom thinks, I’m not perfect: I’ll be the first to admit I’m a sinner, a screw up, and a big fat mistake maker. Even though most everything I say is in jest, I never intentionally mean to offend anyone, so if I do, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll try my best to make sure we hug it out.
EMAIL ME if you want to discuss your point of view, mine or just get something off your chest. It’s difficult to respect the action of bad talking people on third party websites rather than discussing the issue directly. The babysitter’s off the clock so let’s all try our best to act like adults, deal?
Likewise, even though I call myself beautiful and a supermodel way more than any sane person should, I am not sitting by the phone waiting for Ford Models to call. In reality, I have a pretty normal sense of self-esteem. I struggle with the same body issues that any woman, outside of Gisele and Marissa Miller, deal with. and I still call myself awesome… way too much.
I’m a very average, normal girl who has a heart for the Lord, an interest (ok, more like an intense longing) for celebrity gossip and a passion for running.
I’m a conservative Republican and a Bible-believing, saved by grace, daily forgiven Christian. Life is good and I am blessed.
I encourage everyone to comment and voice your opinion, no matter how different from mine it might be. Salt isn’t the spice of life; variety is. I only ask that you do it in a respectful way and I, in return, will respect you. Then we can all get along, hold hands and sing kumbaya.
All hateful comments will be spammed.
REPOSTED: A note about blogging and SR in general:
“It’s not a concern of mine to blog the way you want, and I do not in any way feel obligated to make sure SkinnyRunner meets your needs.
At the risk of sounding supremely selfish, it’s my blog: I’m the sole owner and creator and I don’t wrestle at night in bed wondering if everyone’s happy and entertained enough with my choice of posts. SR is no longer a personal diary-style blog, but it is a blog about whatever I choose to write about.
If you don’t like it, that’s okay too. Hopefully you can find another blog that better fits your wants.
If you aren’t able to verbalize your opinions in a respectful way, I’m sure there’s another blog out there for you. This one just isn’t it.”
Oh yeah, I can’t dance. or pick fish. (that’s a picking hook in my hand)