WORKOUT – Ran outside in Kodiak, AK 8.1 miles/1:11
My first run in a month. Needless to say, it was slow, fat, ugly, and gross. At least I’ll do really awesome on September 18th.
I’m proud to say that I didn’t stop once even though I sounded like I was breathing through a trachea tube with emphysema.
We delivered our load of halibut in Kodiak, Alaska this morning where I grew up so I got to run around my old stomping grounds. I passed our old house – it looks the same except for a sweet playset out front. Wish my parents woulda bought me one. Granted I was 14 when we lived there…
It’s funny how things seemed so much bigger when you were little. Like I swear our elementary school was a good hour away from home. In reality it was less than 2 miles. weird.
Anyways, we’ve been busy fishing which is why I’ve been MIA. No, I wasn’t on the Titanic, my name isn’t Rose and I didn’t die.
But the 2011 halibut season is officially over for me!
Elmer says he’s so happy he wants to give me a present:
Awh, salmon bait vomit. That dog is so sweet.
So now we are taking the boat to Homer, AK, today where:
*Byron, my older bro, and the rest of the crew will make a couple more trips to catch the rest of the quota.
*Matti, my little bro, is flying out to Vegas for his bachelor party. Wedding’s on 9/10/11 – can’t wait!
*Me and my dad are taking two of the boats back home to Washington/Oregon where ever my parents live. I don’t even think they know.
Now that you have the full update on my family I hope you enjoy stalking and killing us in our sleep. I think I watched a few too many episodes of Dexter on the way into town…
The trip down south will take about a week if we don’t fall asleep on wheel watch and end in Russia so by September 1st my hippie hairy legs and Freida Kahlo eyebrows hope to be back in civilization and back to normal, whatever that is.
Thanks for waiting; I promise SR isn’t worth the wait.
A quick thanks to BIC bands for the presents sent to me in Alaska:
Yes, the backdrop is our rusted yet painted over freezer, how did you possibly guess?
I chose my equally hairy brother to model the Sparkle band which is my fav:
And…. he’s a cuter girl than I am.
P.S. Dear Udontwannaknow,
If you want to leave me supernasty hate comments, a couple thoughts:
A. It might be hard but try to have a sense of humor and at least be funny about it. Maybe use the words “Easter European Prostitute” as a starting point.
B. Again might be difficult for you, but think of a semi-real name and email address. And if Udontwannaknow is your real name, you got bigger problems… starting with your parents.
C. Stop wasting your precious free time that’s taking you away from your 24th consecutive Dungeons and Dragons game in your parents’ basement because I will spam EVERY single one of your comments. And then sign you up for a free trial of Valtrex. We good?