WORKOUT – Ran outside 13.75 miles/1:53 no music, hot, some hills, part with friends
This morning I ran with Pam and Margot; of course being the awesome person I am, I overslept and was 30 minutes late. Why anyone would want to be friends with me besides my mom is beyond me.
They did some miles before I got there and then we did 5.9 miles/48 minutes. I was going to do a few more with Pam, but my stomach was like, “Let’s get ready to rummmmmmmbbbbblllle!” I needed to get intimately acquainted with my toilet and fast.
And I was starving too. So I sped home, had a business meeting in the throne room and then ate. After the intestines quieted down, I went and did the rest of the miles around my house; I made sure not to wander off too far just in case…
An eventful morning it was… for my toilet.
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Let’s have another round of Cat lady Blogs!
Today’s cat lover is CatasTrophyWife.
Hi, I’m CatasTrophy Wife!! I always wanted to be a trophy wife, but somehow ended up with a trophy husband.
CTW follows the craziness of my life and what it’s like to be married to a 50 year old who looks (and acts) like he’s 20. Oh, and I’m not 50, I’m 31.
I live in Oregon and have a legal career. I’m also a part-time harpist, although I rarely perform. I love reality tv, reading gossip magazines and nail polish.
I make a lot of inappropriate hand gestures, run the occasional 5k with friends and love to talk about how much food the trophy husband eats.
I blog about family, friends, pets…well, pretty much anything, I guess. If you want to know more about the shake weight, aqua jogging or shaving a mohawk into your dog…visit CatasTrophy Wife!
Ok so I had never read CatasTrophyWife’s blog and now that I have a little, she is HILARIOUS and I want to know her life story. Go check out her blog now!
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Dang it work blocks her site!
Hey I don’t judge!
I think you meant throne room, not thrown…unless you actually throw things in there, like a monkey.
I seriously lol’d when I read your comment!
I can’t have coffee right before a workout for this reason!!
dang english language! but yeah, something did get thrown in there…
Lots of times I have to plan my runs around my house (or accessible potties)… sometimes my stomach isn’t so cool with my veggie intake.
Oh jeez, hahahaha, those first few comments are f’ing priceless.
i’ve had those mornings….way to often. Bring out the rolaids!
Those runs are the WORST (bad choice of words huh?). I’ve definitely been there!
You know, I don’t ever remember talking about poop too much until I started running. Now, I’d say it’s in the top 5 things I discuss on the regular.
Great seein’ ya!
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Uhhh check out this entry for the ultimate bad stomach experience
http://www.eatdrinkandrun.com/2011/05/24/race-report-brooklyn-half-marathon/
haha
I was cracking up just reading the title of this post. I was dying trying not to laugh out loud at the end….
I guess it’s mean to say that I’m happy that even amazing people like you sometimes have the same issues with running and bathrooms that I do. My first 20 mile run included 6 bathroom stops at random gas stations and mcdonalds. So lame. Being vegetarian unfortunately (at least when it comes to running) means a lot of fiber.
Her blog is pretty hysterical!
Aww, that’s too bad. Running unfortunately has that kind of side-effect.
You’re worth the wait girlie!!
Agree. Thanks so much for the bears / bars again. I totally dug in even before I got back
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“YOUR WELCOME!!”
Still laughing at the title of your post…
i reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally need to send you info to do a CLB for me….i so wish we had your weather!!! its soooooooooooooooooooo hot here!!
I am overwhelmed with the plethora of innappropriate comments about the following, putting a punishing on the throne, a man using the shake weight, and twisted alien finger hand gestures! I think I need a nap from all that is going on in my head right now!
Hahaha! I have the same problem! I had it on Monday, and I start getting really sweaty and nervous about where I am going to have to drop trou and who is going to see my white moon. Oh, the Runners Life.
I am cracking up over here!
Have you seen the episode of the Sarah Silverman Program where Sarah and her sister Laura are driving in the car, and Sarah says “Laura, your car smells like farts!” I’m assuming that’s where you borrowed this post title from?
ugh… that poor, poor toliet. Glad you got home in time
Bwahahaha the title of this post just reminds me of story involving my friend, who forgot she had trash in the trunk of her car, tried masking the growing stench with a vanilla car freshener, and then finally remembered the trash days later. Another friend rode in the car with her after and asked why it smelled like vanilla farts.
So yeah…maybe one of those fresheners will help with that stench.
I never am more than one mile from a bathroom on any of my runs for this reason. Aside from my house, I run past four different public toilets, which also have free water! Sometimes this benefits me greatly, but other times I hate running in circles.
I LOVE your blog! You are so beautiful & my fitness inspiration! & PLEASE tell Pam to start a blog! You two are such great runners and make me want to continue my efforts with running
Thanks Sara! For now… my email is pamula2000@aol.com.
bahahaha! I love your sense of humor-
It’s “refreshing” to know that you sometimes battle with the same run/poop problem as us mere mortals!
You three girls are soooo cute…..
I’m surprised you made it home. I’ve had to leave my mark many a time in a field, behind a tree, at the local 7-11, at a friend’s house, and even in my parents’ side yard (don’t ask – and no, they don’t know! I hope they think it was their dog!). Glad to hear I’m not the only one who sometimes get the call of nature.
Best.Title.Ever!!
haha, is it bad that i love your candor on talking about your throne trip and toots!?! haha, you crack me up!
hahahhahahha love the post. you are TOO FUNNY!
Funny stuff! Sometimes while running you just have to pull over and use a neighbor’s bushes or tree.
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