Quick and dirty to get on to the good stuff…
On the way home stopped here:
Jaybo had a vanilla bean Coolata that he thought was gross; he only drank about a third of it before throwing it out.
I hand modeled an almond flavored iced coffee; don’t think almond is my favorite. And yes, we are homeless and live in the back of our car.
Marni said she would not look at the camera because she’s too good for us and she thinks being on SR is below her. Big head for a small body.
Passed this scenery for about 4 hours.
Yeah, what now, dog?!
And now onto the goods: reality star Heidi Montag
(to US WEEKLY via skinnyvscurvy)
“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,” she told Us Weekly. “And I was actually a lot overweight (???). It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”
At her heaviest, the 5′2″ reality star claimed she weighed 130 pounds; she’s currently back down to 103. How did the Hills alum lose 27 pounds so quickly?
“I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights,” she said. “When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].”
Montag — who listed pie and fried chicken as her weaknesses — said she’s been noshing on apples, cherries and salads to slim down. After famously undergoing 10 cosmetic surgeries in late 2009, Montag added that decided to take a year off from the gym.
“My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained. “So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”
Thoughts?? She does look skinnier than before…
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Ugh, she’s such a jerk! Her and her husband are weirdos.
In regards to Heidi, It looks like it would hurt to have her body. She still has to be in pain. She’s got to be kicking herself for getting those big boobs.
And of course I am referring to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, not SR and JayBob!
She’s a human barbie.. yuck
She looks like she could topple over at any moment. seriously.
so sad. and so disgusting.
I’d pay money to watch her workout from 5am-7pm. That’s ridiculous and funny!! I feel another book or reality show coming next!! She seems like a very insecure lady and it doesn’t help that Spencer is too…yes…Spencer is an “insecure lady!!”
My thoughts exactly Pam!
Her chest size is completely out of proportion to the rest of her body. And she consciously chose them? Unbelievable.
I hope I can be as smart as she is one day! I mean like she really knows her stuff!
Shes such a joke it makes me laugh and shake my head…
She looks ridiculous. I just dont get the huge boobs thing. They are ugly and out of proportion and I want to scream at her “put those stupid things away.”
She seriously looks Tara Reid bad. What the heck is going on with those tatas?!
She needs mental help…
I think she looks the same as before- awful. I can’t believe she is still getting paid to make appearances.
I had a breast reduction years ago (no where near as big as Heidi) and it hurt to run. I am curious to know how she keeps her in place. Also, she looks like a cartoon caricature.
She has clown boobs.
I have always joked that I needed to hire I midget( small person) to hold my boobs up for me but I think Heidi needs them more than I do! Plus she has waaaaay more $ than I do and could actually afford one.
I’d be worried about popping a boob while working out if they r that big. Anyone know what size she’s claiming? I don’t understand why anyone would want to go that big.
Omg that girl is nutzo. I seriously want to take her into no-tan, no surgery, no dye job rehab.
i guess i just feel really sad for her.
at least when she had more lbs her boobs didn’t hang like melons in her boob sacks. i bet she’s got some wicked rippling action going on under that suit. she’s like bigger than pam anderson. someone should have her stand next to dolly so she looks more normal.
she looks ridiculous. i’d say i think she looks skinnier but i’m not sure if her stomach looks smaller only because her boobs are so insanely ginormous.
Montag makes my stomach hurt.
Ugh im sorry but she is nastyy
Yikes. Somehow, I don’t believe she works out 14 hours a day everyday.
Hazelnut is the best DD flavor for iced coffee. Heidi is scary and nasty. No way she works out 14 hours a day.
I find her absolutely heartbreaking. She is so lost and insecure. I just feel sorry for her.
I agree!
Exactly what I was thinking, too.
Eek, I think she looked great when the Hills first came out… before all the surgeries! I feel bad for her.
Her boobs just needed some time. Sometimes I’d really like to know what she’s thinking. Like is she actually insane or so smart that she knows this is how to sell the tabloids?
Your face in the DD coffee shot is awesome! You crack me up.
Which one is the before picture? I think she looks more muscular in the first pic, but she looks about the same weight in both of them.
wow, i have to agree with the comments here. her boobs look like they hurt as her skin looks like it’s really stretched to it’s limit.
oh another note, i like the way your hubby is always holding marni in the car rides. so sweet!!!
She definitely looks slimmer, but only when you stare at the pics. She’s sucking in and posing strategically in the older pic. The newest pic is just unhealthy because she probably is 103 pounds.
But no way was she 130 before. I’m 5’3″ and I weigh 130, and I’d never be caught dead in a bikini in public. Just sayin.
How much do fake boobs weigh, anyway?
She (Heidi) is an idiot. That’s all there is to it.
No way that crazy girl works out for THAT long everyday. She is slimmer, but OMG she is scary looking.
I am 5’1″ and currently at 125 pounds and I am trying to lose 10 pounds but I think 15 lb of Heidi’s is all in her boobular area. She has got to be doing a lot of work…..still crazy though.
It’s hard to tell if Heidi is smaller than before. I suppose that if you’re the type to take the “easy” route to a better body through rediculous multiple surgeries, you’d want a “quick fix” by working out rediculously long hours. She’s a great poster child for what not to do. She may have her It-Girl body now, but give her another 10 years and I’m sure she’s going to be a pile of medical problems. So sad.
shooting pains?!?!?!?! this girl is nuts
Oh Heidi – I hope she doesn’t fall over – the bounce back could really, like, hurt her or something.
And 5am -7pm!?!?! There’s no way. Like, sorry.
I really don’t think that Heidi has grown to be herself… I think that she has become what Spencer wants her to be… If he wasn’t in her life I doubt we would be looking at this picture. The boobs are too much, but I do say that she looks toned in the first picture (compared to the second), so I do think that she must work out to some degree… likely not the 14 hours she claims though… that’s just craziness!! lol
Sometimes I get shooting pains, but that’s normal.
WHAT ABOUT SHOOTING PAINS IS NORMAL?! Gurllll, get your head on right.
Ugh, I just have nothing to say about this. She’s gross and her boobs look absolutely ridiculous.
Heidi was so pretty and, dare I say, normal in her pre-Spencer days. I think it’s all kinda sad.
Um, Pretty sure the implants accounted for most of the 27 pounds…
as opposed to pie and fried chicken, I men.
I used to adore Heidi before she went through all that plastic surgery. I just think she is one messed up girl and needs to drop Spencer. Her boobs take over half of her body, in no way does she look cute whatsoever!
Your posts always make me want to go to Dunkin Doughnuts for a coffee, we have one around but only 1 location and it is out of my way
Whoa?! What?! Heidi Montag got a boob job? I thought she just swallowed two giant balloons? Well atleast her hair is natural…..oh wait.
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Was I the only person hoping we would never hear from heidi or spencer again?
I wish she’d get a bunch of shooting pains right to her mouth so she’d quit talking and getting paid thousands of dollars to parade around in plastic.
She did her boobs WAY too big… I kinda miss the old non-psycho Heidi ::sigh:: but I secretly think her abs and legs look killer now. Too bad no one works out for 14hrs per day haha
so first, your coffee is the size of your head. love it! and second, heidi is a moron. my personal favorite, ““My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time…”
Seriously!!???
I actually feel bad for her. To be so disillusioned about your body is just sad. I hope that soon she wakes up and takes steps to be healthier.
I wish I had a DD close to me… I can only get it in Vegas (multiple locations there… looks like you were at one of them). Come on, LA!!!
What a sad way to live! Her boobs are so not OK, and can they really be worth the pain?? I mean her body looks the way most people would LOVE to look (minus boobs), but its so unrealistic. I mean, 14 hours a day is a disorder.
Ugh….she makes me so sad. 5’2″ and 130lbs…..THAT’S NOT OVER WEIGHT! She just looks ridiculous with a chest that big!
I feel so bad for her Mom…she must feel helpless watching her daughter spiral out of control. Seriously, 12 hour workouts? Not even BL keeps peeps in the gym that long.
I love my simple life.
Shooting pains is not normal! I have implants (nowhere near Heidi’s size) and I can tell you that I’ve never had a shooting pain in 9 years. That’s my .02
But she is crazy anyway!
Marni is so cute!
Holy gosh.
Ok well she gained 10 of those 30 lbs when she had the boob job.
I think her legs look more toned. So maybe she has been running.
Not sure what “doing” weights means.
“shooting pains- i hear thats normal” Please please let me know when your body having abnormal pains is okay!? LOL
She should spend 14 hours at a psych office instead
I love your face modeling the almond iced coffee…haha
And re: Heidi…Maybe she’s more toned in the first picture? But that pose is going to make your arm/shoulder look better anyway. I’m 5’2″ and the last time I weighed 103 was probably middle school. I can’t imagine being that weight as an adult.
She makes me so sad!! She looked beautiful before all of her surgeries, back when she was just getting famous. And she is a role model!?!? What kind of an example does she set for the rest of us?
She got all that work done to make her self feel better and now we are all laughing at how ridiculous and disgusting she looks.