This morning Jaymo went golfing with a buddy, and he left a small parting gift on my computer. I think he’s subliminally telling me that I’m #1. Or pointing to the turn off button…
So I laid out in the pool and tried to figure out how much money Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were paid for their People magazine cover.
According to pretty much every website, they received $300,000 and have been offered $1 million from People for wedding pics. That’s it?! I charged my guests twice that just to come to my wedding. (Hey, Kim really did that for her birthday)
And he only gives her a 20 carat ring?? Some people are so cheap these days.
All the math made Marni tired. She guessed $14, by the way.
After falling asleep outside dreaming of making $6 million a year and getting burned, I decided to take the golf cart to the grocery store to pick up tortillas for chicken fajitas tonight.
Plan foiled; golf cart battery dead. Oh well, now I have more time to work on my tan burn and read more about how Kim makes all her money: she can get up to $25,000 for simply mentioning a brand in a Tweet.
Note to self: punch high school guidance counselor in face. stat.
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Haha! Seriously, guidance counselors definitely got it all wrong!
yea i want to be famous not spend my life memorizing a textbook!
Of all the stuff about KK her twitter empire amazes me the most!
Yeah right, there should be a BA in being a Kardashian offered..
Wow! I had no idea about her Twitter hookup. Thats crazzzzy!
I’m still reeling from your gorg bikini pics from the last time you posted them and now this? Please, girl, your abs are worth $25,000 a post……just help me figure out how to get those on this post-two-baby body.
Cute swimsuit! Love the zebra print <3
I heart chicken fajitas!!!! I am sunburnt as well
girl u could pull in 25k too if u got ur butt on twitter!
hehe.
Her fiancee reminds me of Taylor Lautner-supersized. Do his giant hands creep anyone else out?????
Every time I see you in that golf cart, I get so jealous. Even if it just parked in the garage. I’m ready to retire and move to a golf cart village.
Her fiancé looks dumber than a box of rocks… So I think he fits in with the Kardashians perfectly! P.s. Teach me how to have abs like you, please? Thanks.
Hahaha, this post completely cracks me up.
Side note: I ran a track workout today and I couldn’t figure out why all the peewee kids playing baseball were staring at me, until I realized I was wearing your “punch” shirt and they probably thought I was a crazy person. love it
I don’t get why she is even famous