…Feeling crappy…cancelled plans…going to bed…
Hope these celebrity swimsuit pics to make you feel like you’re on vacay or something. or just hate them for their bods, whatever.
Heidi Klum, mother of 4 making the rest of us mortals look so… mortal.
Audrina Patridge, reality star. She was recently on Dancing With The Stars and now has her own reality show aptly titled, Audrina.
She had implants a couple years ago.
LeAnn Rimes and new husband Eddie Cibrian. Word on the street is that she just got implants to look more like Eddie’s ex-wife.
Aubrey O’Day, reality star. Looks like she went the way of the Megan Fox-alien face…
Here’s what she looked like pre-plastic back in 2005-6:
How cute was she?!
Miley Cyrus and the first actual angel ever captured on film.
Lindsey Lohan, I don’t know how recent this is because I think she’s on house arrest and last time I checked, house arrest doesn’t include the beach. No matter how close your house is to the beach.
Hot mama Kourtney Kardashian on the cover of Shape. Surprisingly she looks very normal and not photoshopped to the high heavens.
Word’s that she also had implants after the birth of her son.
Singer Ciara doing laundry on that washboard.
Supermodel Bar Rafaeli and Leonardo Dicaprio’s ex living the yacht life.
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I can’t help it… I want LeAnn Rimes and Audrina Patridge’s stomach!!! Looks like your Hawaii pictures from a few months ago SR!! I think Kourtney Kardashian’s magazine cover looks really good too.
I just saw that same picture of LeAnn in a magazine.. she’s freakishly small. My favorite is probably Lindsay Lohan. I NEVER would have even guessed that was her. House arrest has not been kind
Could you imagine what Audrina (or any of these women) would look like without implants? 13 year old boys is what.
Anyways, I hope you feel better! And now I’m off to hot yoga so I can convince myself that I’ll look just as good as Kourtney in a bathing suit once summer finally hits Seattle
I think Audrina Patridge looks fabulous. She’s my favorite right now.
Kourtney looks awesome! Now I wish I WAS on vacation.
Holy chest on Aubrey O’Day!
Ugh. The thought of implants just grosses me out. Women at my gym have em. They lay down to do the bench press and the implants do not lay down with them. YUCK.
I am in favor of any woman who has a baby and still has great abs without having any work done. So I’ll vote for Heidi.
Kourtney looks so good — as does Heidi! Leann is gross.
I will be definitely getting implants in the next 5 years. Never thought I would, but having kids has destroyed my boobs (more like made them disappear!) and I miss them. I will not be going the crazy gross route – just natural pre-pancake boobs. If funny how my mindset has changed!
I don’t know who Aubrey O-Day is — I don’t recognize the before or after pictures.
Kourtney looks great, although I can’t lie and say I am not envious of Audrina and Bar.
Audrina is looking waaay to skinny in that one! I like Aubrey’s bod because she’s a little curvier then the rest and I can appreciate her flauntin’ it!
Whoa, I would have to say LeAnne Rimes is smokin. How did she get that body? That is some serious discipline.
I think Bar’s body shape looks the most natural and appealing! Kourtney looks great also!
Kourtney looks great, and Heidi just is out of control…4 kids? Dang.
Kourtney looks great! And like a REAL woman!!
Heidi and Kourtney… Audrina looks like she could eat a little more,leeann tooo
Leeann looks disgusting. But maybe that’s cos I hate her for being a homewrecker. I love Audrina, and Aubrey is looking rough. Poor thing.
i’m pretty sure leann rimes is anorexic, bulimic, has exercise-induced anorexia or whatever it’s called…not healthy!
Gah @ LeAnn Rimes and Audrina! I love how they look like they exercise not just don’t eat lol
I love Audrina, but I think she looks awful in this picture. Waaaay too skinny!! Kourtney looks awesome!
I am filled with envy now.
These girls all have rockin bodies.
Thank you for making me feel like a fatty SR. =)
totally wish I had Bar’s body… (swimsuit envy…grr)
Oh Bar Rafael looks really good!
Leann Rimes looks too skinny, but she does look pretty flawless.
I think Leann Rimes looks incredible but would look better with natural boobs. I am always trying to get my body smaller, so I personally cannot think of ADDING to anyplace, even boobs. She is a total homewrecker though. Adrina is pretty, really, really pretty, but I want to look like Leann. after Kelly Ripa, of course.
I’ll take one Bar Rafael body please…preferably before I wear my swimsuit this summer!
Hope you’re feeling better!
Happy Monday!
I kind of think Audrina looks crazy skinny in that pic. I am not a fan of dancing with the borderline skeletal. I mean, she’s not, but man it’s close.
I’d have to say I like Bar’s suit but I could never pull off showing that much butt cheek.
So sorry you aren’t feeling well! Get better! Audrina…makes me wanted to cut out my eyes. Scary scary. Eeee.
I would kill for Audrina or Leanns body. They seriously DO work out a lot. However I have the body most like Ciara. I would have to seriously watch every morsel i put in my mouth and work out 5 hours a day to change my natural body to be anything more than what it is
And I like food too much (and having a life outside of the gym/roads).
Oh and Kourtney K did have implants, shes very open about that, but i am pretty sure she had them before getting preggars.
I am loving Audrina, I think she has such a great body, but a little on the skinny side and I can’t imagine the determination it takes to look like that. Kim is more natural looking, she actually looks like she takes good care of herself and eats!
Kourtney looks great. I’ll take her figure (minus the implants. even though hers look nice, implants are scary.)
Audrina Patridge and LeAnn Rimes (sp??) look DISGUSTING!
I agree
I like Kourtney K, her body looks feminine and toned – very attainable for most with diet and exercise. And I like that she is NOT freakishly thin (hello, LeAnn). LeAnn looks like she’s training for a role as a body builder and to me, that’s not sexy or feminine.
Are you getting LeAnn confused with someone else? This made me laugh hard!
1. Bar is perfect!
2. Aubrey looks like CRAP post plastic surgery! I don’t think it’s supposed to be THAT obvious!
3. Did Audrina seriously get implants?! I’ve been wondering why she was so skinny/had such a fab tummy but her boobs were still ginormous! (I feel dumb!)
okay, heidi klum is insane, she’s popping out kids left and right and then looks amazing. leanne has dropped a ton of weight over the years, she looks like a different person. i’m not a fan of the implant route, but not gonna lie i’d audrina’s stomach is insane. but i’ve watched her show and the girl never eats. and i agree with what you said, poor aubrey went and messed up her face!
*but not gonna lie i’d take audrina’s stomach, it’s insane.
sorry on the messed up typos there!
I think Audrina has a nice figure (minus the huge fake boobs). Other than that though none of these ladies really have me envying their figure. Slap up a picture of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini though and I would be changing my tune!
Poor Aubrey. She’s put on so much weight but doesn’t dress like she knows it!
Audrina looks emaciated. You can see all her bones sticking out! Am I supposed to admire that? I want to buy her a sandwich.
Audrina Patridge, amazing
Truly miss the bikini goddess Audrina Patridge used to be. Audrina was the best! She went through a drastic reduction before 2011 and now the shapely beach queen is a skinny, flat-chested, shadow of her former self. Bring back “The Hills” Audrina of a year ago!!!