WORKOUT – Ran outside 10.2 miles/1 hr 24 mins
If I was a Harlequin romance novelist, this is how I would describe my run:
The magnificent weather had to have been created by the heavenly hosts smiling down upon me. The sun was delectable, 65 blissed, pure degrees with a whisper of breathless wind to gently wipe my perspiration away. The beauty of the outdoors was too much to even drink in. The grass was more vibrant than ever and pulsating with energy. My beloved running path beckoned me with his wiles. The cloudless blue sky smothered me with its’ clarity and purity. The landscape was nothing short of heaven. There was no possible way I could withstand the desire to sweat outside in the glorious outdoors rather than restrained in a gym. The lure was too strong and I could do nothing but succumb to it.
My pace was so deliciously comfortable; it was like a well known beloved friend who knows me so well. My body was as if it had been touched by the celestial beings; I was given a supernatural energy that bounded from me. It was as the sweet cherubs propelled me forward without any effort of my own.
I was in my own personal bliss; I was in a state of running nirvana. This preciously delightful run could only be described in one word: perfection.
So…. should I like write a book or something?
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We’re having the neighbors over for margaritas tonight with our Margaritaville monster so I gotta get myself to the store to pick up some things. I’ll leave you with this little gem from people.com:
“While family and friends continue to react to her dramatic physical transformation, Heidi Montag finds her inner om during a recent yoga session in Los Angeles.”
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I hate to admit this but I really like all these celebrity updates. In that photo, Heidi kinda reminds me of Kimber from Nip/Tuck.
You are really getting those runs in. It’s awesome! You are my current running idol.
Bony Pony? hahaha! Yeah.
Your romance novel was amazing. I say you publish and I will buy. Actually, I’ve only read one of those trashy things and it’s because my co-worker left one behind and in the coarse of 2 days I read it all (I do work too, so you know how easy a read they are).
I’m going outside today too, well actually I do that everyday, bad weather or not. I love the rain. I don’t love the wind, so I guess I’ll have to make nice with the dreadmill sooner or later.
haha i can’t stop laughing!have you ever thought about doing comedy?!
Lord of Scoundrels..that is a classic. Of course, that scoundrel doesn’t look like Fabio….!
I love it! And BTW, you look hot as a brunette!
Hahaha you are so funny!!! Wow, I can’t believe Heidi has changed so much – natural is ALWAYS better!
Heidi is DYING to drag out the Skinny B!t@& t-shirt from Lindsay Lohan’s 2006 closet.
sarah! i thought we told you to stay away from “adult” books? you’re not ready for those yet.
I still cannot believe Heidi did that to herself – she is retarded!!!
she’s starting to look like jenna jameson…not the hott jenna of years ago but the robo jenna as of late. not that i know who that sinful lady is though or anything….btw You are getting totally popular in the blog world!
Haha! Love the romance novel – and of course your face in the cover of the book!
Heidi Montag is such a weirdo. When I first saw the picture I thought she was one of the Playboy girls.
Heidi still looks redonk… hope y’all had fun with margs last night!
Oh Heidi…way to make yoga look slutty! Hahah, hilarious!
Haha! Oh wow, Heidi can smile now?
I would have just laughed loudly and obnoxiously, but I’m in class, so that would be inappropriate. But really, this was hilarious.
Heidi has another career and a stint in Playboy coming down the pipe. I mean I had a baby and mine are still “normal” size for many and I can’t imagine them being bigger!!
I love getting the weather updates…we’re expecting 6-10 inches of ice this weekend.
What is UP with that bulge on her left side? Right above her hip? Did Spencer install a tracking device?!
Your celebrity updates rock!!
Heidi looked so much better before – such a shame that she did this to herself. Wonderful that she is finding inner peace whilst her family tears their hair out
Chloe
so it’s friday..time to party…time to talk about food again! tell us sarah dear…what do you do if you get crazy woman cravings for saaaaayyyy….cheesecake deep-fried in creme-brulee topped with cinnabuns? do you indulge or do you try to find a healthier option? do you follow the rah-tarded advice of health mags to just drink a glass of water?
You run so fast! It’s inspiring! I ran 8.25 miles in only a few minutes less than you ran 10.2 hahaha….speed, something I need to work on!
And wow, Heidi Montag. Wow. I have nothing more to say about that.
-Julie
After seeing this picture, I’m glad Heidi got the surgeries. http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071216/071216-hills-hmed-3p.hmedium.jpg