WORKOUT - Ran outside 60 min/7.25 miles
(Sunday) 1 hr 11 mins/8.25 miles
(Saturday) 60 mins/7.3 miles
It is perfect running weather right now in Houston, cool and chilly in the mornings but still sunny. Plus the streets are really flat. Like as flat as my jokes.
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Is your only holiday wish to see a celebrity? Here’s a Celeb Stalking Tip: Fly out of LAX. Or just hang out at LAX.
On Friday, we were on the same flight to Houston as Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose and stood right beside her at the baggage claim.
How did we know it was her? Well, besides the skycap/luggage handler telling me it was, she has a very “unique” look= blonde shaved head. Plus she has a huge rose tattoo up her arm.
Here’s a Style Tip: Don’t ever wear children’s elastic waist jean shorts. Or those glasses. ever.
She had sunglasses on. in the airport. at 8pm. And also a cigarette behind her ear. If that doesn’t say “I’m a rapper’s girlfriend, or at the very least, someone important”, I don’t know what does.
She was wearing very tight skinny-legged jeans, high heeled Timberland-like boots, and a grey tank top that was so loose in the arm holes that more bra was showing than at a Victoria’s Secret store. She also had 5 or 6 huge suitcases but no Kanye.
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Here’s a Healthy Holiday Tip: Get your exercise in early in the day before the holiday busyness starts. Maybe get up a little early or block off some morning time for yourself before the presents start calling to be wrapped, the fudge starts calling to be eaten, and the Lifetime channel calls with all its sappy Christmas movies.
Set the precedent for the upcoming year (yes, I did just use a big word like that and no, I didn’t even need a dictionary). If you can take care of yourself during the holidays, you can do it anytime of the year. Make your health a priority!
Something is better than nothing; you might not have the time or energy to run 10 miles in the am, but a 20 min brisk walk is much better than doing the ‘ol Christmas tradition game of “Stuff my face with gingerbread men oreos”. What, only me?
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In a spring winter cleaning effort and to get the site ready for the new makeover, I’ve gone through and freed up some memory, ie, I deleted dumb stuff. So if you’re looking for a missing link or post and can’t find it, you have MOI to thank.
And if you’re frustrated because you can’t find the page you’re looking for, here’s a Super Professional Computer Tip: A great way to deal with computer issues is to just slam the laptop screen shut and self-righteously mutter loudly, “Uggh! I hate technology! Life would be soo much better without it!” I find this works especially well on viruses, spyware and wordpress issues.
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Hey, wanna see what I look like when I blog?
That’s pretty much my twin, minus the cig.
And because it’s Christmas, here’s another free Style Tip: Don’t ever match your house slippers to your bikini. Just don’t.



December 21, 2009 at 10:06 AM
i’m reading this and laughing and scroll down to see kanye and his girlfriend and now i’m BLIND because the horrific site of those ELASTIC SHORTS seared the retinas right out of my head.
December 21, 2009 at 10:49 AM
oh sarah, and I thought I was the only one who wore a purple bikini while I blogged. BTW I can’t believe you saw Amber Rose! Is her butt as as bangin’ as papparazzi pics depict? Okay…lezzy comment of the day is DONE!
December 21, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Sarah, I had to finally comment on your website and tell you how hilarious you are. Ive been reading/stalking your site for awhile now and I had to come clean. I run too and love your race reviews, but your super funny writing style keeps be coming back.
I just had a baby 8 weeks ago and have started running again. Im doing the Disney Princess Half in Orlando in March. Its a fun race- ever considered doing it?
December 21, 2009 at 11:56 AM
I’m gonna let you finish…but EVERYONE knows Kimora is the best rapper girlfriend of all time.
December 21, 2009 at 3:24 PM
um, ok crazy pants. i dont really care who is the best gf of all time. amber rose, kimora, dont matter to me at all.
December 21, 2009 at 1:58 PM
^^^ I feel Kanye wouldn’t waste his time on a non-bangin’ booty. Just a guess though, I don’t know for sure.
Jorts are bad enough (most of the time), but ELASTIC WAIST jorts?! This is awful, I need a margarita to burn that image out of my brain. It’s 5:00 somewhere.
Welcome to TX by the way!
With <3 from Austin
December 21, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Why do all of these celebrities ride commercial airplanes? Don’t they have private jets? Maybe Amber Rose just isn’t fly enough…
December 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM
haha thanks for the tips
i would have finished off your first joke with as flat as my boobs…but that’s because i wear a negative A cup.
also, the bald guy in the oreo eating picture looks like my old track coach. and the kid? looks like me downing oreos
December 21, 2009 at 3:27 PM
I saw Amber Rose in Paris last March! It was freezing, but she was wearing a nude leotard, hot pink leggings and sky high heels. And sunglasses. She and Kanye were getting out of a car, surrounded by body guards, going into a department store that I guess had been closed just for them? I just happened to be walking down the street at the same time as them – so crazy!
As you put it, she definitely is “unique”…
December 21, 2009 at 3:53 PM
hahaha you are hilarious!! your professional computer tip? genius.
December 21, 2009 at 4:13 PM
I particularly like the Brady Bunch Tiki Idol that Kayne is sporting . . . perhaps they just got back from Hawaii and now he is cursed which is why she’s wearing those terrible shorts.
December 21, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Oh. K. Well, my bikini matches my slippers, but only because…um…
I like your tips
I may have learned a thing or two!!
December 21, 2009 at 6:04 PM
oh this was a funny funny post.
Amber rose has been slapped with the fugly stick, I swear. I woulda taken a picture with my phone though. Totally.
And since my house slippers are sheepskin, I just don’t think I could find a pleasant looking bikini to match. Maybe Ugg makes them, I’ll go look right now!
December 22, 2009 at 5:06 AM
LOL too funny. I appreciate the style tips. Going to go donate my shorts and glasses now.
CJ
December 22, 2009 at 6:00 AM