Here’s some funny running quotes I found online and/or have had on my blog:
“Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.” -Victoria Wood
If it were any easier, it’d be called football.
“Everybody can’t be good, there has to be somebody to stand on the curb and cheer us on.” – Bill Rodgers
If you went for a run today and didn’t sacrifice anything, congratulations you just jogged.
Running-cheaper than therapy.
Running-it’s a mental sport and we’re all insane.
Death before DNF.
A marathon is just a 10k with a 20 mile warmup.
Girl, please, my mascara runs faster than you do!
If running were easy, it’d be called your mom.
Run like you stole something.
I highlighted my favorites. What’s your favorite or do you have a good one to add?