I bet you want to read about my latest race recap and PR….
Ok, fine, if you insist. I was just going to be humble and let it go quietly.
I bet you’re wondering if I ever washed my hair….
Yes, I finally did yesterday after having NOT washed it since Monday. It kept growing bigger and bigger until I had to walk through doorways sideways and I had a bigger head than Spencer Pratt.
I bet you’re thinking I must have very thick, dry hair…
No, I actually have greasy, oily, needs to be washed daily hair.
I bet you’re thinking I must use a lot of dry shampoo….
No, I actually just kept pouring baby powder all over my head. My bathroom now resembles a George Jung/Lindsey Lohan/Scarface fantasy land.
I bet you’re thinking I have the worst hair in the world…
Well, maybe, but CosmoGirl said these celebs have some pretty knappy hair too:
Fire crotch meets Carrot Top. Not a good look, Clay.
I wonder if that’s Jay’s natural color.
“Dirty” personified.
I bet you’re wondering which celebrity I think has the most consistently bad hair days, as in every single day….
Well, I’d probably choose bra-less wonder Britney.
The ‘ol standby – the updo.
Letting loose… the extensions that is.
pics from theskinnywebsite.com
And this would be an appropriate red carpet hairdo? If I made more than $10 a year and walked any carpet besides my own, I can promise you that my blind cat could nest in my hair and it would look better than this. or at least more realistic.
I bet you’re wishing I’d stop talking about hair. And wondering what’s going on here with Woody Harrelson and Steven Colbert….
I bet that picture reminds you of this picture….
Ok I’ll stop now. But not without paying homage to the “Kate”.
I bet you wonder what stars look like with Kate’s hair…
Keese=Reese with the Kate.
Jate
November 16, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Cracking up over here. I am so suprised you didn’t super-impose yourself with the “Kate” hair . . . aren’t you just a wee bit curious.
bwhahaha
November 16, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Hey, do you want to do a guest post on my blog? I am going away next week, and am looking for a few people to post. My e-mail is irunisweat@gmail.com
November 16, 2009 at 5:05 PM
I definitely do the baby powder trick too. Fortunately, I DO have thick dry hair that would look perfect with Kate G’s ‘do.
November 16, 2009 at 5:12 PM
Oh my…. I’m lovin the baby powder/Lindsay Lohan comment! hahaha
You should share your technique for going days without washing your hair. I have been trying unsuccessfully for years….does the baby powder really work? I like the dry shampoo but it’s pricey!
November 16, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Freaking hilarious!! Just what I needed after a long day
November 16, 2009 at 6:24 PM
ewwww! Stars with Kate’s hair completely grossed me out!! haha
November 16, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Thanks for the comment on my blog the other day. It’s great cause it lead me to yours; which is fantastic. I enjoy running (still got the training wheels on though). I also ran the san fran half last year. It was great.
Also checked out your wedding pics. Love the dress and you looked beautiful.
November 16, 2009 at 8:38 PM
I love your blog and love reading it! I am new to it but I enjoy it and you are so pretty!
November 16, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Those Kate photos are HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
November 17, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Dude. You’re ridiculous. So funny. Please, pretty please put “the Kate” on “the Sarah”? It would really make my day. I feel like sh** right now and need another chuckle.
November 17, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Honey, NO ONE has a bigger head than Spencer Pratt! LOL You are TOO funny!
November 17, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Love the celebs wearing “the kate.” too funny!
November 19, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Okay, your hair is gorgeous! I wish mine looked that good even the same day as washing, much less a few days after going without.
I agree-Brit has horrible hair and I don’t get why since she has tons of money…but she does look super cute in that black bikini…I’d love to have a body like that!