(Race recap coming Monday)
DO…
feed your kids in 5 inch YSL heels. What? They learn quick; you want your kid to grow up and be a schlep?
DON’T…
go bra-less after having two kids and before having a boob lift.
DO…
pay your taxes… even if you make a buttload of money. The IRS won’t forget… especially if you make a buttload of money. (Nick owes a couple bucks)
DON’T…
have Michael Lohan (or Jon for that matter) for a dad if you can help it. Or you might get kidnapped.
DON’T…
under any circumstances dress like Lady Gaga. Nope, not even Halloween.
DO…
go running. Extra points if you drag your spouse/boyfriend/fiance/soon to be ex after this run/friend with you.
November 8, 2009 at 8:26 AM
I love Xtina or Christina, or whatever her name is.
November 8, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Britney needs to put some band aids on those at the very least. Ewww.
Can’t find your email, so my address is xoxoxoxox
Thanks again, can’t wait to try the Via!
November 8, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Did I have your right e-mail?
November 8, 2009 at 6:50 PM
I’ve been reading your blog for a while and it always cracks me up. This post was great and SO true! I’m actually training for my FIRST HALF =) with Leukemia and Lymphoma Society’s Team In Training and in an effort to get awareness out there I’m doing a giveaway from my blog http://www.runninaround.wordpress.com . It’s mostly runner geared but would be great for any athlete or women in general. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind checking it out and letting your friends/blog fans know? Thanks so much and keep it up!
November 8, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Hmm…5 out of 6 ain’t bad, right?
CJ