WORKOUT – bike at gym/60 mins

While I appreciate some people’s enthusiasm, the rules were that it had to be a haiku answering the question, Why do you run?  From my limited knowledge of poetry (by poetry, I mean Bergdorf Blondes and The Devil Wears Prada) a haiku has to be 6 and only 6 words.  So that eliminates quite a few peeps, but again, thanks.  If I ever have to write a term paper, I’ll be calling you.

This was the hardest decision of my life; I love you all; we’ll be best friends forever; <<insert whatever crap I’m supposed to say>> let’s just get to it, shall we?

The runner up winning the FUNNIEST award is:

glamorousnewlywed  - “There’s a shoe sale at Neiman’s”

The runner up winning the most PERSISTENT award is:

livingandlovinginla  -  she commented about 44 times and wrote half a War and Peace.

The runner up winning the MOST VAIN award is:

Beth - “To keep my butt from spreading”

(Here’s to hoping Beth’s butt cheeks are in the same zip code)

And now…. The overall most awesomest award and winner of the 12 pack of Starbucks VIA instant coffee is:

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Karleen  – “Clear head, toned booty, french fries”

I kept reading all the entries over and over because honestly, any reason for running is a good one (and I’m a bit slow).  But Karleen’s touched alot of the reason we all run:

1. to relieve stress/for peace/to not go crazy in the head Nadya Suleman-style.  (Why do I keep talking about her?!)

2. to look good without clothes on… and prevent butt spread

3. and to get to eat more, especially things like trans-fat fries! yum.

Runners up will get a 3 pack of VIA and the grand salame gets the 12 pack.  Winners and weiners please email me your addresses or where ever you have your unmarked boxes shipped to.  I promise I won’t even sprinkle the package with anthrax.  Such a giver, I know.